A Band Named Barley Juice

I attended an event recently at World Cafe Live in Philadelphia, PA, and had to be subjected to the sound of screeching sirens that is the band Barley Juice. The combined sounds of nails on a chalk board, a baby crying, microphone feedback, vomiting, and explosive diarrhea is more tolerable than the horrific instrumentals and […]

The Man by the Trash Can

The other day I was pulling into a parking lot of a WaWa in South Philadelphia. When I got out of my car there was an African-American man sitting by the trash can begging for change and food. Usually I mutter all sorts of colorful obscenities under my breath, as the City of Brotherly love […]

Coffe, Tea or Facebook 

You may be the coolest person ever, but if you are one of those that are social media obsessed you secretly annoy me to the point that I want to take your electronic device and smash it into bits! Why do you care so much about what people post on FB? Why do people risk […]