you’re descheveled and old
there is a vision to revitalize you
make you worth something again
million dollar homes are popping up here and there
scattered around empty little plots of land filled with trash
the plaid wearing mustache brigade will be moving in on you shortly
soon there will be coffe shops that sell vegan friendly treats
barley juice stands
shops in which to buy douche bag accessories
yes indeed the paid shirt mafia will be coming to get all of you shortly