purple people eater

written while people watching at a local Dunkin Donuts

you should be ashamed that you left the house looking that way

open toe scruffy slippers

a purple skirt with a pattern that nightmares are made of

a cruddy old t-shirt with an unflattering jacket on top

your hair frizzy with kinky curls

you stand in line picking a wedgie out of your front parts thinking no one can see you

do you not have any standards, any self respect

please for the love of god wash your hands before placing it inside of the bag to pull your donut out

i can’t imagine that the smell of your lady parts would enhance your donut enjoying experience

Note: Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

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